(Click to enlarge)Took me till morning to notice this one! Thank you Portage Fan! I am hurt.
This was right before taking a squeegee to the GO KINGS on every window and windshield and the bright comment about one of Swan's players, so I blocked the rest out.
Manitobans, be on the lookout for a (assuming) adult male (using 'adult' loosley), with a muddy (assuming) right index finger, after defacing GX94/Fox FM property! The culprit could be on the move, but keep your eyes PEELED for a dirty finger tip in Portage, and POSSIBLY Dauphin, but probably Portage. There is a possibility the suspect could have washed his or her hands since Saturday night, thus destroying all evidence, however people who go to THIS extreme to get a message across, probably don't make bathing a consistent practice. And if you catch this felon writing on other dirty parked vehicles in or around Portage la Prairie, stay away from the finger. We can't yet confirm that fenders and windows are the only place this index appendage has been. If you can, take his picture, and email it to Steiner's Stall, or, call Crime Stoppers. They don't subscribe to Caller ID, and neither does my cell phone, because I can't afford it.
Thank you for your assistance in bringing the Finger Painter to justice.
8 comments:
That's the price of fame!!! Look at the bright side...at least they spelled your name right!!!
Exactly! And must be a regular reader to know my NICKNAME!
who says he used his finger.......ewwwwww!
Sorry Steiner was still upset about melville loosing to yorkton LOL
haha, didn't even THINK of YOU!
haha! I love it! Steiner your famous!
You will have to go under cover in a unmarked car.
Thanks for the coverage all year. You made hockey come alive for us in Norway House. It is so difficult missing games and being unable to leave work to watch the best days of your son's life.
Thanks again!
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